A man or woman who purposely breaks other(s) hearts. Romantically.
Don Jaun was a blender tender
When you’re heartbroken to the point it feels like your ex put your heart in a blender.
He just dumped me outta nowhere, my poor Blender-Heart will never heal.
The act of simultaneously drinking from a cup with a straw while continually refilling the cup from the blender pitcher held at face level.
I made way to much smoothie this morning so was blender bonging it until I could wash out the pitcher.
During gay sex one man is swinging around his cock while the other's cock is in his asshole.
Steve: You ready Brad , attack plan Kittens in the blender!
Brad: (smacks Steve's ass) Ok, initiate the puree.
The act of shooting ice cream up your ass and letting it freeze your your turds before gay butt sex
Hey bro do a California blender so you can ride my cock later
An act in which a sex partner gives you a blowjob with braces on
My girlfriend gave me a Dick Blender last night
Kieran Hicks, Ryan Green, Ryan Raiser, Allison Eck, Alexa Kish, Max Barton, Zach Bielli, Jack Orourke, Danny Hankee, Ethan Cook, Vince Riley, Charlie McKearnan, Dan Hoban, Justin Puhl,
Man The Blender was so lit and chill vibes
Shwordle, meet me at The Blender tonight