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back to school blitz

something my church does on 8/8/year

me- i have to go to the back to school blitz tomorow

by fork 4 August 8, 2021


shit blitz

"Shitting" multiple times out of nowhere like a blitzkrieg by the Nazis in WW2. Leaves a bloody o- ring and makes you question the health of your colon and the fate of the world itself 🤕

Dude...where are you?... I can't stand, I can't leave, I need a medic... I'm in the middle of a shit blitz.

by Word of man October 9, 2018


soccer blitz

soccer blitz.

soccer blitz.

by Debskelly1985 May 10, 2023


Russian blitz

Slang for jumping into a questionable situation with no planning or preparation, and then taking forever to ultimately accomplish nothing of value

Putin boasts of being able to take Kiev in 2 weeks. Day 908 of the invasion, this is a Russian blitz.

by Enheduanna1 August 20, 2024


Blitz rape

Rape for Self Offense

I had to Save my life Before He rape so I Blitz rape him

by 459395 March 5, 2022


Zander / Blitz Bffs

Zander / Blitz Bffs are very special. He thinks about them everyday

They’re the best people he has met!!!

P1 “Zander / Blitz Bffs To Zander is SOO special?!?! “
P2 “I wonder how long he thinks about them..”

by Blitz! :) December 9, 2021


Biden Blitz

When you do 8 hours of work in 20 minutes much like President Joe signing executive orders.

"Don't mess with that nurse. She's on a Biden Blitz"

"That teacher went on a Biden Blitz and graded 100 assignments before 8am."

"It smells strongly of lemon citrus in here. Someone must have gone on a Biden Blitz disinfecting this whole place"

"I'm so far behind. I'm gonna need to chug an energy drink and pull a Biden Blitz tomorrow morning"

by TynasaurusRex January 25, 2021