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Where you are taking a dump, spanking the monkey, and having phone sex with another individual.
I couldn't get her to come over last night so I had to call her and get a blumpkin by proxy.
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Just like the regular blumpkin (getting head while taking a shit) except your eating a sub or sandwich. preferably mr.hero.
"Dude Adams mom totally gave me a super blumpkin"
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"that fat bitch loves them super blumkins, almost as much as gobblers."
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1. Rapper Asher Roth
2. A person who gives the most blumpkins
3. The guy or girl in your group of friends who has performed the most blow jobs on someone who is taking a dump.
Rapper Asher Roth is the self-proclaimed King of the Blumpkins as of now!
"Ash Roth be the King of the Blumpkins" - Lark On My Go Cart - Track 1 off Asleep In The Bread Aisle.
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you sit down on the toilet to get ready for a blumpkin as the girl goes down you stand up and shove her face into the toilet and proceed to give her a swirley
i got fake blumpkined yesturday
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Progessive Blumpkin - A Procedure on how to actually get a Blumpkin
Step 1) Fart a lot in her presence during oral sex and regular fucking. Do this for at least 3 months or until she gets used to the smell of your rancid bowels.
Step 2) Shit yourself during oral sex and/or while banging the snot out of the bitch. Act completely embarassed when this happens! "I agree that was awful... let's take it into the bathroom next time!"
Step 3) Enjoy your Blumpkin filled future life together.
"Man that Progressive Blumpkin shit really worked! Man I can't so much as fart without that dirty whore wanting to suck my mule or least bite my nuts... thanks Progressive Blumpkin"
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The act of getting your dick sucked in the Dunkin' Donuts bathroom while shitting and eating a Dunkin donut.
Ron went to the bathroom with his newly purchased dozen donuts and starting chowing down while taking a shit. Then the cashier came in to clean and found Ron shitting with an open door. Not wanting to seem rude, she sucked Ron's dick. Boom, blumpkin donuts.
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An off-shoot of the famous Blumpkin (getting head while taking a shit) but performed in an outhouse. Porto-potties are an acceptable substitute, provided the location is rural.
"Uncle Cooter done got a Country Blumpkin from Mary Jane Rottencrotch last night"
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