Scotsman's bollocks

Ginger nut biscuits aka ginger nuts

"Would you like a biscuit with your tea? I have a pack of Scotsman's bollocks" (

trolly bollocks

a troll who chats a bunch of shit

english man in swansea is a trolly bollocks

spit bollocked

Amazing

That new gardening implement is spit bollocked.

Jack Bollock

A Norfolkism implying the existence of a third testicle. Not the left bollock nor the right bollock... but the Jack Bollock. NFN.

You won't think it's so fucking funny when that wasp stings ya on your Jack Bollock!

Hagrid bollocks

Hagrid bollocks are HUMUNGUS balls that usually a white man will own. This man usually holds ammunition in his Hagrid bollocks to shoot up schools

White man: I just shot up a school with my AK69 and Hagrid Bollocks

Black man: I just robbed a bank

Stroppy Bollocks

British expression for someone, being particularly stroppy for no good reason and generally being a dick.

Gus; "This isn't right, I'm not happy with that, you need to do this again, I'm going to complain to your boss ext...

Me; "OK Stroppy Bollocks, no need to get your knickers in a twist"

bollock satchel

alternate name for a scrotum, a ballsack, a ballbag, male testicles

'dude, your bollock satchel looks like its on fire'