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when u get a boner, and u put a line of crack on it. someone then comes over n snorts it off of it.
This bitch gave me a jumbo bologna pony, then sucked me off. I then returned the favor by giving her a zombie.
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A sex act. Although details are widely disputed, the Zimbabwean Bologna queef is when a man's foreskin is pulled back by use of the eyelids.
The word queef was used in the name due to similarities in fluttery splurft sounds, or so allege many of the leading experts.
Few claim the eyelid strength to successfully complete such an endevour.
There is said to be a mystical dojo atop mt. Fuji, where grueling and rigorous training prepares one for the life achievement of a proper Zimbabwean Bologna queef.
As if he wasn't surprised enough after 'the hook' I made him smell chloroform and woke him up from the prison party with a Zimbabwean Bologna queef.
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Huge areolas and big flat tits. Often they look like fried bologna would look.
Tonya Harding has some big ole fried bologna nipples in her wedding video.
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Being something that describes a man slapping his penis on a woman (or mans) tongue by making wet slurping/slapping noises.
Bro 1: Bro shes definitely a kind of bologna tongue slap kinda girl
Bro 2: ... that’s my sister
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Beat your meat, whackin it, etc.
I wake up in the morning and want to bop my bologna .
DICK. No beating around the bush. The very expensive term for the MALE fuck equipment.
No fucks given, she wants to just sit there on her phone and act like nothing is going on... I'll lay my testonerony bologna pony right on her shoulder and see how she reacts! Might even let her kiss the head if she's worthy!
"Can I have a bite out of your Wild bologna pony?"
OR
"Ohh.. take me for a ride on that Wild Bologna Pony."
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