When a girl is drunk and passed out on your floor and you repeatedly t-bag her while your friend is free-styling in the background.
Did you hear Austin slapping the bongos last night?
where your a professional African and know how to bongo bang.
Sadio Mane and Mamadou Sakho are both bongo bangerz
Hi I’m Bongo is something only pifs do
“Hi I’m bongo” Jimmy
“Oh cool ima pif to ! “ Jonny
“Yum” Jimmy
Something that defies all reasonable explanation.
“The whole town was donkey bongos when the aliens landed.”
“I can’t hang out tonight - donkey bongos.”
“If you’re down for donkey bongos I am too”
“I’m donkey bongos, aren’t you attracted to my light?”
An instruction to prepare to depart as one's presence is no longer welcome.
If you wanna fail our laws, then you pack your bongo and get out of the country
heavenly tits brought about from the gods to torture and insnare the feeble minded
dude, I was playing gods bongos and lost all my money. Can I get a loan ?
Shameless content whore who uses his friends and makes fun of them to create content. Also hops on this site to add his own name and type this definition himself in the name of content. And YOU! Yes YOU! watching this Instagram story right now, please do not react with a laughing emoji and encourage him for more such content.
All hail the mighty Onki Bongo !