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Maybe the BEST feeling in the world excluding sex or drugs. Sleep bouncing is when you're laying on your bed/couch/floor/bitch, half asleep and half awake. Whatever you hear/see in your surroundings during the time you are laying down becomes incorporated in your dreams. The downside is that you only sleep bounce for 5-20 minutes and wake up abruptly, then crash.
damn, i just went through a sleep bouncing experience and i thought i had a million bucks on me. turns out i just left the tv on and who wants to be a millionaire was on. fuck.
A type of landmine that waits for about five seconds after being set off, then flies up in the air and explodes at crotch or head level. Source of the myth that you can just stay on a landmine and be safe, although in real life trying that would just make your leg explode.
If you trip a bouncing betty, the best plan is probably to duck.
The motion your eyes get when you look at a thick, bouncing woman's ass while walking behind her, or when this same instance occurs with boobs from the front (ex females jogging)
Example 1
Guy 1: "Dude, I got a problem..."
Guy 2: "What?"
Guy 1: "I get bouncing eyes when walking with my girlfriend, I get it real bad..."
Guy 2: "Well just stare at your girlfriend until the nice meat in front of you goes away."
Guy 1: "Thanks man, I'll try that."
Example 2
*walking with friend*
Guy 1: "Joe put away those bouncin' eyes you look like your on a damn pogo stick!"
It means "tough luck"
She stood you up at the movies? That's a bad bounce.
When Jim Cramer highly recommends a stock on "mad money" and it goes up significantly the next day.
While much can be attributed to his fine acumen, his popularity can not be factored out of the resulting uptick.
I expect to get a "cramer bounce" on my joy global shares tomorrow (joyg) after he touts it on his show tonite...
to get up and leave in a swift manner.
"This is wack, we need to roll-bounce"
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when u get dissed out by thinking someone
is giving you props but then BAM reversal
the person who is going to get bounced has just said something stupid ("earlier today i did a mean ass jump on my bike") but they think its cool. then u pretend to go "oh yeah cool" with a hand shake. but when they reach to shake, you go 'BOUNCE!!!'
and pull your hand away and they get bummed out.
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