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Bouncing goldfish

When someone clearly high on drugs is trying to convince you they are clean and sober.

Ty: Seriously, i just had one beer.

Alex: Stop bouncing goldfish you muppet, you schnarfed a line off my tit half an hour ago.

George Bush never inhaled? bet he never bounced a goldfish either!

told me he needs cash to fix his car.... Goldfish bouncing motherfucker doesn't even have a car!

by nameismatt July 20, 2015


Pole Bouncing

The act of standing in one place and attempting to dance in some sort of Ska variation, looking cool (to yourself). usually done holding onto the railing in front of you in the nosebleed section of the concert you were too cheap to pay for the floor seats.

Kevin: tonight I am going to see No Doubt with my daughter and a bunch of her tweenie friends. I hope I don't embarass myself too much in front of her with my Pole Bouncing....

by Javad0g July 24, 2009


bad bounce

It means "tough luck"

She stood you up at the movies? That's a bad bounce.

by dolla dame August 14, 2018


bounce mode

the positioning of your car while parking so you can pull forward out of the spot. In a parking lot this requires pulling through a spot, or backing in. For parallel parking this means to take the forwardmost spot in a line of spots. Referred to as bounce mode because it awards the driver the fastest possible escape, or ability to "bounce". Always handy in a qustionable situation.

"man, if this shit goes bad, we'll need to get out quick, so make sure that shit is parked in bounce mode."

by apewrath June 17, 2005


Cramer bounce

When Jim Cramer highly recommends a stock on "mad money" and it goes up significantly the next day.
While much can be attributed to his fine acumen, his popularity can not be factored out of the resulting uptick.

I expect to get a "cramer bounce" on my joy global shares tomorrow (joyg) after he touts it on his show tonite...

by gregory trayne May 29, 2008


roll-bounce

to get up and leave in a swift manner.

"This is wack, we need to roll-bounce"

by Alisha, Ashley, & Savannah May 2, 2008

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bounce

The act of leaving somewhere do to inhospitable conditions

This is a major sausage party lets bounce.

by El Jefe The Great January 10, 2005

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