Whatever You Want

This is what a man is willing to say (or do) in order to get his dick sucked.

Girlfriend - Hey baby, I'm excited to see you when I get back in town. Could you clean up the house before I get home?
Boyfriend - Whatever you want. As long as I get a blowjob.

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Whatever McDonalds worker

More commonly abbreviated to wmw, this is used to show that you think the person you are talking to is so low in soceity (a mcdonalds worker) their opinion doesn't matter. Most commonly used at a secondary school level. Can also be used with a hand gesture making a W with both your thumbs and index fingers, then turning it upside down for an M and then back up for a W.

Scabby person: Did you know that jackie fancies you?
Ben: Whatever McDonalds worker

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ya whatever man

a versatile phrase used in a couple possible situations:
1. A comeback to a comment you don't care much about
2. A comeback to an insult showing you're stone cold and are immune to insults of poor prose
3. omgwtfbbq

1. AppleGeek1337: Hey Ian, did you know Apple is coming out with an iPhone next 1st quarter 2007 thats going to send the earth out of orbit with its greatness?

RightWingBich_mann_: Ya whatever man

2. Refugee: yo PLove you're full of shit

PLove: Ya whatever man

3. fucking_idiot1085: teh OMGWTFBBQ!!1

anySanePerson0741: Ya whatever man

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boo hoo whatever

Used in conversation to express an unsympathetic demeanor.

Boy: I feel sad. It's like we're breaking up.
Girl: Boo hoo whatever

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Whatevs Lang-Lang

A term used as a comeback when you cant think of any comeback much like the term "f**k off". Commonly used by many New Zealander's.

Basically like the new "f*ck off"

Whatevs, comes from what ever and Lang Lang is just a random word used to make the whole statement seem more fuller and have more impact by repeating a word.

Adam: Your hair looks ranga (ginger)
Josh: Whatevs Lang-Lang

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whatever your face

term used as a comeback, such as "your face" but the "whatever" adds to the intensity. seeing that "whatever" is a comeback already, it's like adding 1+1 and getting much more than you bargained for.

#1: your mother is fatter than a pregnant elephant!!
#2: whatever
#1: whatever your face!!!!

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whatever major loser

stupid hand signal used by little kids who want to express their hatred for people.

mom: clean your room
kid: whatever major loser

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