cabbage god

lilly

dude1: do you believe in god?

dude2: yeah, lilly the cabbage god

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muff cabbage

a negative term for female genitalia, specifically an unpleasant-smelling vagina, covered by an excess of pubic hair

Gina often clashed with the other women in New Jersey, because of her offensive muff cabbage.

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mountain cabbage

Marijuana, weed, cannibis, et al

"Like I need some mountain cabbage right now!"

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strain the cabbage

to go and have a piss

I'm going to strain the cabbage

Swedish cabbage

A very slow moving object

That damned lorry is moving like a Swedish cabbage

Cabbage Diarrhea

A person who is high 24/7 and plays ROBLOX. Flamingo is the best ROBLOX youtuber he quotes.

Hey Cabbage Diarrhea, can I copy your homework?

Cabbage Lag

Similar to itis, cabbage lag is the state of lethargy from a large amount of Irish food.

Jimmy ate like four plates of corn beef and cabbage, now he's got some SEVERE cabbage lag.