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Premeditated possession of a licensed globicide I.C.B.M. worse than owning a butane airgun, a 36" cable TV channel is able to destroy a entire planet or earth with just a k.g. of antimatter and some thermite?
Cable TV tower is not like a safe purchased all inclusive licensed veiwing product like a rented series, having it is possibly possession of long range globicide vehicle?
To wear a gold chain circa 1980s so thick it’s almost certainly fake. Some of them turn your contacted skin green.
I get the money, the women and cold bust a fat cable boy. Eazy E
When you've been in a committed relationship for 10+ years and you'd rather get off to reruns of softcore HBO/Cinemax/Showtime pornos than have sex with your significant other.
(Wife walks into the living room wearing an "I heart ellen" t-shirt, sweatpants, and crocs)
Wife: Hey, honey. Wanna Netflix and Chill tonight? *wink*
Husband: Ugh
(Husband places his left hand down his pants and his right hand on the U-verse remote)
Husband: Looks like it's a Cable and Commitment night
A kind of shitposting where you play sad music in the background and record someone saying something and then you cutoff the last part where they say a noun and flash a picture of said object and have them repeat it in a pitched down version
This is my favorite computer. *Image of a computer*, computer *in a low pitch voice*.
Ahh the classic fiber optic cable core.
Term for when 2 people think the same thing at the same time when they are not in the same place
Holy shit, my girlfriend called me to go eat thai while I was thinking the same thing. again. We have a fucking brain cable installed between us!
British slang for taking a shit
“Hi honey, I’m just laying a cable!”
British slang for taking a shit
“Hi honey, I’m just laying a cable!”