Cake

A delicious food that can be any flavour of your choice they can also be decorated with fondant or edible foods shaped like anything. People usually eat cake when they are celebrating or might just eat it at home.

Yum that Cake looks delicious! Can I have vanilla?

Cakes

A woman/man who has a big ass.

Damn she's/he's got cakes!

Cake

1. The most mintywickedawesome band ever
2. A woman's vagina

I put my face down in the cake, my feet were failing in a lake

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Caking

1. To sleep deeply or for a long time. Mostly used in the Bay Area.

Damn, we are in San Fransico already? How long have I been caking?

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Cake

In the game Portal, you only get cake if you don't accept your fate to be burned alive after completing the scientific parcours (after all you've been promised cake and you don't like being lied to!), but to free yourself from that situation and destroy the system that held you captive (also as revenge for your beloved weighted companion cube!); for only then do you get cake.

So, saying that someone didn't get any cake means he can't look behind things, is naive and accepts his fate like a lamb going to the slaughter house.

"That guy's so dumb. He sure as hell didn't get any cake."

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Cake

A common misspellation of "Caek."
See "caek."

Person 1: Hey, I want some Cake!
Person 2: Don't you mean Caek?
Person 1: Oh, yeah...
Person 2: *Bitch slaps Person 1 for being an idiot*

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caked

something becomes caked when there is a build up or dirt or scum.

"you dirty bastard your fucking mousemat is caked with your cum Im not touching that"

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