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when a girl wears leather pants the smell from her vagina stays trapped inside until the pants come off.
Wow she has been wearing those leather pants all day, her vagina must smell like canned tuna
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Used to describe the action of throwing something away.
I don't need this old tire anymore, I think I'll shit can it...
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Also known a fart cannon, a fart can is a resonator attached to the exhaust pipe of a car (typically found on older, grocery-getter hatchbacks) intended to give a high performance exhaust note. However, the sound is almost always best described as a loud, annoying fart (MmmmmmBAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMM, repeated with use of the throttle). Also, the exhaust does nothing for performance. The usual person who buys such a useless item is a ricer (synonymous with idiot). You will never, EVER see these on the car of a tuner or a true car enthusiast, as the money that would have been used to buy a fart can, would instead be set aside for actual performance modifications, as per the former and the latter, or set towards a better car, as per the latter
Ricer: Checkit my sweet exhaust, yo! Sound sooo sweet!
Intelligent person: That's just a fart can. All it is, is annoying.
Ricer: Shut up, man! I know more about deez cars and what to do wid 'em than you could dream, yo!
Intelligent person: You are a waste of oxygen. please go find a fire and die in it.
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A Pepsi/Coke/Mountain Dew/Whoop Ass can pipe is made from an aluminum soda can when you have some bud or resin and there's no pipe in the apartment. First, you empty out a soda can. Try to get it as dry as you can. Turn the can so the mouth hole is facing you. Squish the can in the middle on the side facing up. Then take a tack or safety pin and poke little holes in a circular spot on top in the depression where you squished the can. That's the bowl. Then poke a bigger hole in the side, near the bottom, or the bottom of the can for a carb. You hit out the hole you drink from. There's a medical fact or urban myth you can get Alzenheimers Disease from smoking from an aluminum can. It would be better if you could rig it somehow with a pipe screen or even a real bowl, but it's a fiend pipe. You might have to cut it open to scrape it if you don't have a long screwdriver, scissors, or knife.
Dude, you're gonna get Alzenheimer's smoking out of a can. Let me get a hit.
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1. can which contains paint
2. slaps stupid ppl
that paint can is gonna slap ya fuckin face
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Breasts that are nice in appearance. Nice tits.
As you pass a girl on the street with nice looking brawless tits you stop her and say "Nice cans".
She then kicks you in your crotchal region.
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1. A complicated situation.
That would open up a whole can of worms!
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