Person 1: Dude look its gay rick
Person 2: No dude that Captain SS
Rick: *sobs* Now I have to go self suck myself
Person 1 & 2 : AHAHAHAHA
A character in the video game Payday 2. A Special Unit of Police Officer, and comes into an area occupied by the PAYDAY gang, hell-bent on taking them down, and always assaults with his buddies. But, he ends up being a vulnerable turtle that just sits in one part of the map very susceptible to explosives and fire. When he arrives, an officer will scream out to everyone in a five block radius that's he's here.
Officer: The Captain is here! He's here to take over the operation!
Officer: It's the Captain!
Player: Oh, Captain Winters is here. Time for an endless assault wave until he is dead
The douchebag holding up traffic by driving under the speed limit - applies to any lane.
I wish this lane captain would get the f*ck outta my way.
Someone who likes to gamble alot.
Dockers at $4.20, what do you think of that Captain Bettypants?
An awesome man who stands near creeks hoping to catch many fish. A two-fisted humdinger and a regular old go-to-heck. He's a genuine supraman, composed of twisted blue steel and sex appeal.
It's a bird! It's a plane! No! It's Captain Adventure!
A green alien with a tendency to get frightened at the drop of a pencil.
Hunam 1: Did you see Captain Fwiffo ride that roller coaster? What a baby!
Hunam 2: I know right!
When a man and woman are ass-to-ass (while on their backs) and they decide to put 1/2 of a string of anal beads in each others ass so that neither can leave. Then the male jerks off and just before he shoots his load in his partner's face he yells, "engage!" like Captain Jean-Luc Picard. Can also be done by a senior male on his female partner using his really saggy balls instead of anal beads.
Mike "Oh man, I had Jennifer over last night and gave her a Captain's Anchor!"
James "How was it?"
Mike "She was pretty pissed, and my ass is really sore today."