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carbonated mineral water is one of the best freaking drink on the planet. It is sparkling water and it tastes sooo good, a lot of my friends disagree.
Me: Plz give me the best freaking drink on the planet.
Jordan: So you mean carbonated mineral water.
It stands for C-O-C-K
Person 1: How did your date go?
Person 2: So bad, turns out she doesn't like Carbon oxygen carbon potassium
What Ricky on Trailer Park Boys calls a carborator on an engine.
Aliens screwed over the carbonator on engine 4