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Someone who is always on the passenger side of their girlfriends car being carried around picked up and dropped off. The carry man is not concerned with feeling in control he lets his hair blow in the wind.
Babe I’m tired can you drive? I feel like being a carry man today
1. To get on stage at karaoke and not sing. 2. To sing out of tune at karaoke. 3. Someone who gets on stage and karaoke and doesn't sing. 4. Someone who gets on stage and karaoke and sings out of tune.
"I can't even hear her. I thought you said karaoke, not carry-no-key." "The way this carry-no-key sings it, I can't even tell what song it is."
Name of the hottest Seymour Milf.
"Omg Jeanna!! Tyler got a huge shoulder tattoo for Anna's mom this weekend. I hope I'm the Carrie Anne of Hayden in 20 years!!!
When you put your car in neutral at the top of the hill, then start having sex in the back. The car starts to role down the hill as you get it on, and when you cum you scream, “Jesus take the wheel!”
This funeral is sad but The Carrie Underwood was completely worth it.
Someone who has the technological abilities of snapchat star Danny Berk, but also has the fashion style of Carrie Bradshaw.
Madeline: Jessica is so good at creating fun snapchats.
Jackie: Yeah, and she can do it while wearing six inch heels!
Madeline: OMG, she's such a carrie berk.........i still hate her though.
Jackie: obviously.
The sexiest reptile lookin biscuit lickin mother in PA.
“Hey did you guys see Carrie Golvash’s Cupcake Lingerie”
“Yea shit was so fucking hot”
Finally take into account the one final factor that transforms your brilliant plan/strategy into the terrible idiotic clusterfuck that it truly is.
Anarch: …I may have made a slight error in my calculations.
Punchline: When you were adding the numbers up, did you remember to carry the stupid?
Anarch: YES! …no.