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The act of “helicopter ceiling fan flex seal 9000 while chop flips the light switch” is when you are naked flex sealed to a ceiling fan spinning like a helicopter, while your girls under you cock in mouth. meanwhile chop is sitting by the door watching as he flicks the light switch.
last night alexis wanted to try the “helicopter ceiling fan flex seal 9000 while chop flips the light switch”… now my cock hurts.
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When you keep smoking and only get a little bit higher or not any higher, often experienced by stoners who's tolerance is high af
Stoner 1: "bruh I keep smoking this gas but I don't seem to be any higher"
Stoner 2: "damn bro, it seems like you've hit the grass ceiling"
Slang term for a pansexual who is a top.
I tried to hook up like this guy last night but he was such a fucking ceiling pan.
conner is such a fucking ceiling pan, he refuses to do anything slightly bottomish.
The career and relationship limitations you create for yourself by getting difficult to conceal tattoos
I got fired from Walmart because my manager saw my racist tattoos, if I’m not employed I break my parole, frickin’ ink ceiling
When an Alaskan man with a stereotypical large penis whips his penis around in a clockwise rotation simulating a fan.
Hey babe Is it cool is I Alaskan ceiling fan in front of your sister.
any reflection of the sun off an irregularly shaped object that creates a jellyfish-like image on the ceiling
"Dude, what's that funky thing on your celing?"
"Which thing?"
"That's funny it moves when you move."
"Really?"
"Yeah ... it must be a ceiling jellyfish coming from your bald head."
"... hmph ... "