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What Internet geeks who can't spell call the serial number for a product.
Email to tech support: Hello, some of the keys on my Del Inspiron 5566 don't work, my cereal number is wife: 1516874.
Reply: Are you calling about your Dell Inspiron or about cereal? Because if you're calling about cereal, I'm sure General Mills has a phone number.
Wen u have cookies in a bowl of milk and mush it up like cereal
I made my own cereal called custom cereal
(Noun) After a long evening of homework, typically after 10:00pm, a break is needed as well as the consumption of yummy cold cereal! Best shared with a bestie or sibling and hilarious YouTube videos.
Nevada and Cole had a cereal fest after four hours of studying for finals.
A sick asshole, take for example: this fucker down at the cafe who knocked over MY cereal! Can you believe that? I mean, really. Is it a good story? I've been doing this same shit all day.
Guy 1: Hey, du' this ho knocked ova' mu siri owl. I'm gonna' kiw dat' cereal killer
Guy 2: O' riley?
Guy 1: I know you, you're the one that did it, fucktard!
Guy 2 Is stabbed multiple times in the heart. Cops come.
Cop: This guy was black, fuck it. We'll just say he committed suicide.
1) Someone who kills others using breakfast cereal, or someone who goes to the store and kills cereal.
2) Someone who turns delicious Froot Loops and turns them into nasty cornflakes, or even putting juice rather than milk into another man's cereal and giving it to them.
3) Someone who eats cereal with juice instead of milk.
HE TOOK MY FROOT LOOPS AND SHOT THEM!! Now they have turned to CHEERIOS?? WHAT A Cereal Killer.
Ok, well Cheerios are ok. They are still good. I will still eat them.
NOT ANYMORE! HE BURNT THEM AND NOW THEY ARE Flaming Hot Cheetios!! GROSS!!
To check somethin in the affirmative
Niglit 1: yo bro i just found a tenner on the floor
Niglit2: fo' Cereals!??
Niglit1: yeah yeah fo cereals!