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when ur feening for Cheetos but the snack bar is closed and you find one that fell out of a wet trash bag on the stairwell at hma
Atkins: I’m hungry and the mess halls closed
Other: I saw a wet Cheeto on the stairwell.
Atkins: bet gotta blast.
Other: what the fuck?
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A behaviour altering syndrome developed by those riding theTrump train and as a result, exhibit symptoms of racism, sexism, and homophobia among other forms of xenophobia.
My friend Todd has developed a bad case of cheeto dick since he started watching Fox news.
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When Jimmy bangs a random blue waffle and faces the consequences, because he is desperate, and ends up with a blue cheeto:
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A dildo that's been used many times without being washed therefore becomes crusty.
Dude I found my moms dildo and man it's one serious crusty cheeto
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What you want to say to somebody over the internet. Its effect is as if someone used a racial slur. The offended party proves that they are, in fact, a bag of cheetos and are worthy of such a title.
Person: I don't know. I still say Donsld Trump is the worst president ever
You: Shut the fuck up, you bag of cheetos!
Person: What did you fucking call me?!
Hey, watch out for this troll. He's just a bag of cheetos!
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Another name for donald trump. The origins of this term come from a time when trump was giving a speech in a city in ohio which he .misidentified as toledo a woman in the crowd was holding up a sign which read:"hey president cheeto we're not toledo!"hence. The term.
Since president cheeto loves kfc so much. I hear he's the new colonel sanders!
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