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An Intercontinental handball team that masquerades as a football club in the Premier League.
Bankrolled by a Russian sugar daddy, most referees extend the rules of football to allow Chelsea the use of their hands in Premier League games. Their star players are John Terry who plays at Centre Backhand and Didier Drogba who is a Striker.
They are consistent rather than spectacular, they don't often drop below their high standards but equally cannot raise their game when it matters - see cup competitions.
With Chelsea fc wealth and back to back premiership titles, what do do people talk about? The fact they haven't won the Champions League - says it all really.
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Also see Chelski. A Russian soccer team (should no longer be considered English in origin) housed by London, England. Are the toy of Russian gangster Roman Abramovich (who, for the record, cannot speak English). Use Abramovich's dirty money in an attempt to sign whomever they wish but are often turned down (as was the case with Real Madrid's Raul) as they are 99.9% style and 0.01% substance. Have a limited (and much muted) fan base. Bought the Carling Cup at the expense of Liverpool FC and, more recently, the Premiership at the expense of Arsenal FC and Manchester United FC. Are now attempting to buy the European Cup at the expense of Liverpool and AC Milan/PSV Eindhoven. May succeed (but underservedly so). Are in possession of the most expensive (and cheating) squad in the world (including ball-handling expert Tiago). Are 2005's team and will prove to be 2005's team only.
Chelsea FC robbed Liverpool FC of the Carling Cup in the 2004/2005 season.
Chelsea FC will attempt to rob Liverpool FC of the European Cup in the 2004/2005 season.
Chelsea FC are inferior to Arsenal FC.
Chelsea FC's fan base, confined to East London and East Europe (Russia), is inferior to that of West Ham United FC.
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The nicest girl YOU will ever meet. she is beautiful and has dark hair. one very unique person
Chelsea Schriever is beautiful
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An outrageously sexy being, almost goddess like.. Has been known to kill a man with one glance. Chelsea Drysdale is also known as a mixture between Fergie And Jesus with a dash of Brad Pitt and David Beckham. She has been seen hosting many pop culture award shows. She also has a sexy pencil sharpener on her keychain. Chelsea Drysdale is pure beauty and will never be surpassed in her looks.
Where is Frankensteins Balls? Oh ya, Chelsea Drysdale cut his balls off
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myspace site model. she's new and pretty. not well known. tons of pictures.
she is so chelsea chaaos with all her photos.
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Chelsea Jones is a pretty freaking awesome hooker. She can do everything but toe touches, cause she's just that AMAZING. Band Geek. Doesn't match her socks. Jolynn, Mercy, Justin & Jessica are her main skanks. =
Me - Daaaaaaaang look at Chelsea Jones.
SOMEONEELESE -- I know, I'd tap that.
Me - me too.
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Proof that money can buy you anything, including the Premiership title, provided you have enough of it to throw around. See also Chelski.
If we had a tenth as much cash to spend as Chelsea FC, we'd be playing in Europe.
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