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chest fro

a person who has an extremely hariy chest, an afro of hair on the chest

holy shnikies dude look at your chest fro

by christophorus September 3, 2010

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Chest Monster

Weighing in at a whopping 235 pounds or more, and benching at least 275 pounds.Often characterized by massive pecs and an even larger ego. All around the best kind of guy one could ever meet!

Jacob: You see that guy over there?
Sean: You mean the one benching 275 over there?
Jacob:Yeah, that guy is a total Chest Monster,just look at those Pecs!
Sean: I know what you mean, I hope i can be as strong as him one day!

by GoldRush72 May 17, 2010

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Chest Hug

To pull your girlfriend to your chest for some comfort , warmth and chest kisses. You can also put her head under your t shirt for an extra thrill.

Warning: chest hugs can often lead to sex

I gave my girlfriend a chest hug and she started licking my nipple

by Daveysdefinitions February 4, 2011

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flat-chested

A girl with absolutely no boobs who often likes to pack her bra to make it seem different

this chick i know ASHLEY

by Martin Lawrence March 20, 2004

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sizzle chest

A homosexual act performed between usually Greek or black men, which is traditionally noted for the mixture of semen in matted, generally dark chest hair. One homosexual partner will typically don an apron portraying a cartoon penis wearing a chief's hat and shouting from his urethra "kiss the cook!!" The submissive nubian then calls for a deisel load of seminal fluid which he then mixes nuturingly, to shape and condition his chest hair, conforming to the manner and style of today's "afro."

"Hey little buddy, where'd you get that sizzle chest?"
"Tobechukwu just delivered his man-payload...where'd you get yours, the Albanian boy we adopted?"

by Haskins Lombardy December 20, 2003

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chest-cock

A dildo strapped around the chest, typically for strippers to use when harnessed to the bachelor for the bachelor party private stripper show.

We wanted to hire strippers and to strap a huge veiny chest-cock on Dave at his bachelor party, but he was too frightened about the possible splatter patterns on his black shirt.

by Rozlynn Phillip June 11, 2007

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Chest-Beater

One who aimlessly extols his religion/country/region or anything else that is currently prominent, completely unaware that nothing lasts forever. While it is better to have chest-beaters on your side (as opposed ot wading through countless re-iterations of the same, questionable points), they will usually get very upset after making a mistake that is pointed out and blown apart. Chest-Beaters are almost always conservative.

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by Kung-Fu Jesus May 2, 2004

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