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Hydro child

A baby who is made out of 100% pure water. If a hydro child is let out of the freezer, it will melt.

That hydro child be frosty.

by Chillcucumber35 June 7, 2013


Child Grease

-A restaurant term.
-The thin layer of grease like substance that remains after a family sits at a table at a restaurant. Even if nothing was spilled or otherwise not normal. But remains non the less

"Aww man, I just cleaned table 42 and their was a harsh layer of child grease on it!"

by djdefjam89 June 4, 2009


Noice child

Congratulating your adopted child

Noice child Youโ€™ve worked really hard on that

by Brandon Marshall March 24, 2021


Child Support

A way society continues to abuse men. Men who are duped into signing court papers and never get to see their kids because of their bitch of an ex wife have to pay it, yet, they NEVER get to see their kids. Also, how come a woman can have an abortion without any consent from the dad but yet still expects him to pay if she doesn't have one? How come the dad has no rights yet tons of responsibilities for the child?

It's a societal abuse of divorced men.

Child support needs to be abolished. It's abused more than it's properly used.

by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx June 21, 2020

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monoxide child

1/2 of twiztid. happens to be an ULTRA chain smoker, hence his name.

i wanna fuckonthefirstdate with Monoxide.

by ninja September 18, 2003

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Summer child

A Conan Gray song that will absolutely DESTROY you

Rosie is THE Summer Child and will gatekeep the song to her deathbed

by Rorox. August 13, 2022

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Child Mongler

1. A creature that uses the ancient art of mongling to steal children from the wombs of pregnant women.

2. Any pedophile.

Derived from the term Cock Mongler.

1. "Careful now. You don't want that little guy taken by Child Mongler in your sleep."

2. "I knocked a little girl over while I was running, and now everyone thinks I'm a Child Mongler."

by nickreaper October 26, 2011

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