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The ultimate measure of wanking. So named after the kind of frantically masturbating chimps you see in zoos and safari parks.
Dude 1: "Man, I am so chick-less that I end up wanking like a safari park chimp to keep me sane!"
Dude 2: "Way to go you dirty bastard!"
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Someone who is part asian and part black; i.e. Tiger Woods. Not to be confused with the halfrican that is a more general description of someone who is half black and half another race.
Who swings through trees but gets into accidents while driving?
The ching chang chimp of course.
Who benefits from being a minority while still being smart?
The ching chang chimp, no doubt.
Who steals your TV at night and then the next day comes by and says "I heard you got robbed?"
That's just a nigger.
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the toughest of meat that surrounds the plaster board required to infiltrate narnia when camping in in the kodak trenches.
On following my chums to the wardrobe I noticed the chimpwhale meat was out of place
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A person who everyones thinks is indian, he is italian though. He is part chimp and part human.
Person: look at that cool guy
Me: yeh its zoo zoo chimp
White Nationalist slang for lynching. Typically used to intimidate black people.
Person 1: We'll bring our guns to the rally, and meet the chimps in the alley!
Person 2: Hell Yeah Brother, 1488!
When your psychiatrist has you on such an exotic blend of medications, that you begin to wonder if you are the the half-way mark between animal testing and human trials.
My Doc has me chimped out on so many medications that I have no idea what they are for.
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A White Chimp out is when a white person removes his/her facade as a civilized human being and releases his/her Inner White Chimp; as in to start acting violent and out of control. Basically to start TNB'ing; randomly Jumping/beating someone, murder, rape...you know, the typical.
I was trying to reason with that client, but all of a sudden he chimp out on me and started screeching, became violent, and started beating random people around. We had to call the police to control him.
White Chimp out. White person on Jerry Springer
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