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A moronic marketing gimmick that retailers like to use.
I'm getting so sick of hearing about "Christmas in July", please STOP!
The extra poundage resulting from consuming too many drinks, cookies, cheese balls, etc. at holiday parties.
"My jeans that fit a month ago don't now because I have Christmas ass."
A type of noob, invading online games in large groups, appearing at Christmas morning. They are typically kids who just received the game as a Christmas present, skipped singleplayer/campaign, and went straight to multiplayer. Generally unskilled, prone to camping and getting shot, making them delicious targets in FPS.
Easily recognized, as most servers will fill up with players with the lowest rank / level.
An extremely over the top, overtly feminine gay man or teenage boy. Thought originally to be a reference to the Christmas Carol "Deck the Halls" which contains the line: "Don we now our gay apparel." It also conjures up images of a very festive (gay in the old sense) holiday. Someone who is Gay As Christmas is one of those homosexuals who are always "on" never sad and tend to prance about, seemingly defying gravity as they flit from one male party guest to the next.
Zach Efron had been called many things, especially homo, fag, flamer, screamer, sausage smoker and just plain queer but after seeing him flit from boy to boy at the party last night, everyone agreed the best way to describe him is "He's Gay As Christmas!"
porn with a yuletide theme is christmas porn
Christmas Porn , You know the drill:
Birds enjoying someone coming down their chimney.
Santa emptying his sack for twins.
Muslims looking on awkwardly, wanting to join in but knowing that their religion strictly forbids it.
An event often held by companies in which employees frequently consume more alcohol than a baby elephant. Ass grabbing, photocopying genitals, inner-office hook ups , some idiot puts a lampshade on his head, and the boss gets sloshed and fires everyone are typical events.
Hello fellow co-worker, may I drink whiskey out of your navel and you can do a line of blow off my errect penis at this year's Christmas Party?
The text messages, BlackBerry Messenger messages, etc. messages, that one receives on Christmas Day or Christmas Eve. May become annoying after many are received.
Can be used for several purposes:
1. To gain attention from peers. Often interpreted as sincerely spreading Christmas cheer.
2. To sincerely spread Christmas cheer. Often interpreted as gaining attention from peers.
3. To send a mass text to all one's contacts with the hidden intent of sending a message to the ex who no longer talks to you but you still care about. Is often brutally obvious. The sender often needs to move on and fucking forget about it.
4. Something to do when your family is making you bored as hell.
5. To make fun of your Jewish friends.
Merry Christmas everyone! ~Jessica
Mike: wtf. i hate getting these Christmas texts. they're fucking annoying.