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Justin Bieber's hero, also known as the person who can roundhouse kick anyone in the face if they don't support Biebs.
RANDOM CHUCK NORRIS MOMENT: Chuck Norris doesn't buy My World because he already has a world of his own.. but that doesn't mean you shouldn't..
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Legendary guitarist of the metal band Death. One of the pioneers of extreme metal.
Chuck passed away in 2001. RIP
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A flugelhorn player who achieved international success with his jazz single, Feels So Good, in 1977.
CHUCK MANGIONE: When I signed a contract to be the Mega Lo Mart spokesman, I didn't read it carefully. I have to be at every store opening, and they open 400 stores a year. I haven't had time to record, or tour, or give my old lady any slow sweet lovin' in years. So I disappeared to the last place they'd ever look for me. I've been living here rent-free, eating their Cheerios, playing their video games and trying on their underpants. Anything to stick it to the Man.
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Legendary virtuoso/guitarist from the band Death and Control Denied. He innovated many things in metal, and guitar. He was lightyears ahead of his time, he was such a huge inspiration to everyone that respected amazing music and his death was the greatest blow the metal community has ever recieved.
1967 - 2001 RIP
Guy in Heaven: Whoa is that Chuck Schuldiner?
Angel: Yes.
Guy In Heaven: Hey Chuck!
Chuck Schuldiner: Plays wicked lead.
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A homosexual faggot whom enjoys the physical pleasures of the wild platypus!
Chuck Norris stop fuckin' that platypus!
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A couple from the show Gossip Girl, these two people are souls mates. No matter what they always come back to each other. You can refer to being in a "chuck and Blair relationship" which means you love each other but you can't be together for some weird reason.
me: me and him are in a chuck and Blair relationship, he just doesn't get it
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chuck: Blair is perfect but we can't be together
me (watching netflix): that makes no sense at all because you are perfect together.
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