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1. The Most Amazing action hero ever.
2. The best types of jokes ever.
Chuck Norris Doesn't do push ups... he pushes the world down.
there is no definition for chuck norris
1: i tried to define chuck norris
2: what happened?
1: i got roundhouse kicked and was told no one defines chuck norris but chuck norris
Chuck Norris shits trains, nigga. NOW WHAT?
chuck norris can speak braille.
when chuck norris gets into the water, he doesnt get wet, the water gets chuck norris.
when god said, "let there be light!" chuck norris said, "say please"
chuck norris is kick ass!
He is an extremely talented actor and amazing when it comes to martial arts. He was the star of the hit TV show "Walker Texas Ranger" and then it was cancelled. He does his own stunts and has appeared in many movies. Overall he is a sucessful man and for his age very in shape. He can kick anybody's ass that's for sure.
Chuck Norris is the star in Walker Texas Ranger.
The only man in history to have lost his virginity before his dad.
When the boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris