1) when having sex and you only get it in twice before you done!!!!//// Two-Pump!!!!
haaa!!! Alex Nelson is a Two-Pump Chump
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A man that can only ejaculate once and cannot recover for another round. This is not to be confused with a one minute man, as it has very little to do with stamina and the longevity of the session.
My husband takes forever to bust a nut but once he does he's a One Dump Chump.
A bully, frat boy type with no redeeming qualities.
George W. Bush is a punk-ass chump.
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When a guy is gaveling sex and cums in about 3 seconds after starting
Miranda: How wasnโt last night with chase
Chole: it was terrible he was a 2 pump chump
Miranda: dam that sucks
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a guy who can't sustain sex for longer than three measly thrusts
Last night, sex with Ted was unexpectedly good. He ain't no 3 pump chump.
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