Type of nightmare where one is paralysed and unable to move. In its most horrifying form, one is incarcerated on one's back inside a long pipe; light (usually coloured, e.g. cyan, yellow or magenta) may be seen in the distance at one end of the pipe, but the pipe itself is black.
Dizzy coach nightmares are usually accompanied by an echoing low-pitched mechanical droning sound, similar to a recording of a cement mixer subjected to excessive reverb.
I had a terrifying dizzy coach nightmare last night.
Beaver ass nigga that can't close her mouth cause her teeth some shark teeth
Coach Purcell go back to your home.
Someone who isn't AS drunk as the person throwing up into a bucket, garbage can, sink, toilet, etc. The Bucket Coach is usually drunk, and thus willing to help their comrades with their 'ordeal'.
They can either be yelling words of encouragement, holding the bucket, holding the person puking, or a combination of these.
Example:
Bucket Coach: "COME ON puke out that fireball like a motherfucking DRAGON!!!" *Slaps puker on the back*
Puker: *BLAAAAAGHRGGHHGRGHHH* "I feel...be.." *BLAAAAHGGGRRGHH*
An obese dyke , who favors certain students. She also looks like the lion from the Wizard of Oz. She picked a good career, it suits her well. She can dress like shit, and check out young women in the locker room.
"I ran all 4 laps!"says the multicultural black guy.
"Well I didn't hear you all four times."Coach Shims
"Fuck yo couch nihcca."multicultural black guy.
"Yeah, he ran all his laps, I was with him most of the time."
Other cool black guy.
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Guy is what evolvetion is based upon teaching middle school for half of his life he rode the first dinosaur
Coach muhl is scared of science
A cheerleading coach who thinks he's hilarious
That's a coach Mario joke