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When you have sex with an elderly person close to death
I got with your great grandma last night. Talk about coffin knockin'
Tempting fate most likely inviting disastrous consequences.
That boi trying to step to me? This MF straight Coffin Dancing.
When you take a fat rip smoking weed and you get in an endless coughing fit.
But, it gets you way higher.
“Dude chill you’re about to get a Coffin/⚰️“
When a group of people/friends are all "dying" metaphorically (going through a rough period, emotional distress, burn out, etc ) but bonding through the experience or simply acknowledging the vibe of the whole situation. AKA vibing in the coffin together.
A: Wow, everyone's been stressed out recently. I wonder what's going on...
B: Yeah. At least it's a coffin party.
When a pallbearer from Ghana plays coffin dance on their ipod, and then they go insane. They contract coffin 19, and then become hypnotized.
P.S. There is no paradox. It just sounds better when you put paradox at the end. OMEGALUL
Bro, remember that guy who suffered with that coffin dance paradox stuff?
A wholesome game with two siblings stuck in a flat during a pandemic.
No cannibalism, incest or rituals whatsoever.
person 1: oh i love TCOAAL (The Coffin Of Andy And Leyley)
person 2: what the actual fuck
A wholesome video game about two siblings stuck in a flat in a pandemic.
Has zero incest, cannibalism, rituals, patricide, matricide, demons, or clairvoyance at all.
Person 1: TCOAAL (The Coffin Of Andy And Leyley) is the best video game
Person 2: I'm scared