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Nut Coma

The post orgasmic state after a man has ejaculated and is relaxing in bliss.

Justine: Why didn’t you answer the door, it’s the pizza guy!

Dan: sorry honey, I was in a nut coma.

The post orgasmic state after a man has ejaculated and is relaxing in bliss.

by Richard Kessler January 12, 2018


love coma

Post-coital state of euphoria in which individuals are unresponsive to external stimuli.

“Will and Maddie are in a love coma and cannot he reached right now.” -mom

by Hexels November 30, 2019


Coma Shot

When you give or receive a head butt followed by a dutch oven.

I just got hit with a coma shot

by qwindy January 1, 2011


scroll coma

The slightly trance-like state someone falls into after submerging themselves in an extended period of scrolling aimlessly on social networks.

“Hey, snap out of your scroll coma and let’s back to work. Lunch break is over, I need you in the land of the living”.

by Stivchik December 15, 2017


Kitty Coma

A state of deep relaxation and comfort caused by snuggling with a cat.

Alice was late for her doctor's appointment because she started cuddling with her cat and fell into a kitty coma.

by PoisonFireflies July 1, 2011


Coma Kick

A thunderous kick delivered by a high ormlie tinker that leaves the attackee in a coma (probably for the rest of his/her days)

Wee Stooge laid that lad out wie a coma kick!

I set about Wee Stooge wie a coma kick till e face

I'll come a coma kick right aboot ye

by The Troof Thairy October 9, 2011


Mall Coma

The semi-conscious state of being of that endless stream of people dazzled by shiny, brightly coloured promises purring from the shop fronts.

- I can't believe that couple just walked into us like that. Why weren't they looking where they were going?
- It's ok, she was just in a Mall Coma.

by Stivchik July 25, 2020