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Comment Abuse

Comment abuse is where someone says things that, if said out loud, would be considered verbal abuse, even if in a joking manner.

(in comments)

Girl: >_<
always makin fun of me!

Boy: Nah, just concerned about your safety ! LOL ! You're there on an ROTC scholarship, not an ice skating one --- correct ? LOL !

Girl: would this be comment abuse? i think it might be...ima have to urban dictionary this

by ninjastarr09 November 16, 2010


Dead-Commenting

When someone comments on a Deviantart journal that involves drama that got resolved a long time ago.

So...you're still Dead-Commenting, huh?

by MM132 September 09, 2019


jerk comment

A legendary phrase, or a random put down, or when someone picks holes in what you are saying and points that you are wrong out to everyone. Normally starts with "well actually........"

"tom you really need to start washing, we're at college, there are girls about."
"well actually your wrong"

by jtforcaptain April 19, 2005


co commenter

literally just types the exact same thing someone else typed in hopes of getting the same amount of attention.

billy saw that bobs comment on youtube got 1.2k likes and decided to be a co commenter and type the same thing.

by Lycan Ace March 16, 2019


Comment sniper

1. Someone who will go out of their way to comment somthin like "I'm better than ____" and get absolutely devoured by said community. Sometimes they can be racist, for example they can use the hard R N-word.
2. Grammar nazi's people that go out of their way to message a 2 month old post "don't not dont".

Dude u literally have 0 subs stop being a comment sniper

by StevenDaDemon December 26, 2022


Comment Parasite

A person who always corrupts any comment section filled with spam, slurs, any phrase and things like “L Bozo, L, L + Ratio” It can also be a group of people spamming links or funny phrases. Some groups have the same profile pictures.

Person: “ L bozo. That is such a bad opinion 🤓💀”

Person 2: “Stop being a Comment Parasite”

Person:” It’s not a mistake it’s a masterpiece.”
Person 2: ” It’s not a mistake it’s a masterpiece.”

Creator:” Comment parasites Smh.”

by InZaneCLDY August 29, 2022


Public Commenter

A public commenter is one who comments on public pages, news articles or Facebook posts. These comments are not directed at anyone in particular and can often be riddled with grammatical errors.

It is often not until you become friends with someone that you find out they spend their spare time on the internet making unintelligent comments to an unspecified audience.

Natalie: "Oh, I found a really cute guy on Tinder the other day; then I found out he was a public commenter!"
Hayden: "A public commenter, what did he do?"
Natalie: "He commented on Mark Zuckerberg's recent post saying "The new Facebooks so dumb, bring da old one back!!!"
Hayden: "Should have swiped left!"

by pony1234 July 20, 2016