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God doesn't allow for modern methods of birth control so all good christians instead turn to God's condom aka the butthole. Anal sex is the only true way to avoid pregnancy in the eyes of the lord.
Tina said she wasn't on the pill because she doesn't believe in birth control, but thats ok cause we just used God's condom instead.
a mythical creature who magically puts condoms under one's pillow in the event that one gets "lucky" with someone but forgets to bring a condom.
girl: do you have a condom?
guy: i didnt bring one.
girl: check under your pillow.
guy: dude where did this come from.
condom fairy: FROM ME, THE MIGHTY CONDOM FAIRY!
A condom fashioned from a freshly skinned rat turned inside out
Vinny: Aw shit Mikey im outta condoms and Becky's on her way over.
Mikey: Don't worry about it bro were in New York just go outside and make yourself a Saxon Condom!
To kill a man, gut him, slide his intestines over your dick, and have sexual intercourse with his wife.
Bro, I totally gave your mom the Dahmer Condom last night.
The unattractive rubber casing used to protect Ipods from being scratched and tend to start at around $30.
Ipod condom Dialogue-
Mother: remember to always use a condom.
Son: ye, dont want to get scratched.
Mother: *makes a sick face*
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Brian kind of looks like a penis with his condom cap on.
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the remains of a condom that has been forgotten about after a night (or day) of deliciousness.
The "fucker" has woken up to find a condom caked to his wang.
I fucked her last night then passed out and woke up to a condom cake.
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