cop a feel

To touch an intimate part of an individual, where the touching was done against that individual’s will and the touching was done for the specific purpose of sexual arousal, sexual gratification, or sexual abuse.

To “cop a feel” is to commit conduct which satisfies the elements of misdemeanor sexual battery under CA PC 243.4(e)(1).

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cop a hooch

To make a poop.

I have to go cop a hooch.

Cop Blocker

Talks about how much they hate cops and spends their time posting anti-cop articles

That guy on Facebook is a keyboard warrior and full time cop blocker. He spouts how much he hates cops and how they don't police themselves but says he knows a guy who's a cop so obviously tells the truth.

cop candy

Any obviously visible or audible illegal addition to, defect in, or absence of equipment or identification that renders a vehicle an easy target for an officer of the law to legally make a traffic stop without the driver of the vehicle having actually made a moving violation.

Examples of such are: burned out headlights/tail-lights, illegal lighting and other after-market flair afixed to the exterior of the vehicle, expired tags, or loud, defective exhuast.

These types of traffic stops are usually done in the hope that they will lead to the officer running the driver's and/or other occupants' identification and finding that he/she isn't just a mere unfortunate motorist, or citizen with a flair for decorating one's possessions with shiny, spinny things, but that he/she actually has a darker side, hopefully manifesting itself in an outstanding warrant or two.

Cop candy is considered most desirable when it comes in the form of underpriviledged minority youths.

Aw, damn, did you just see that ride go by with the burned out tail-light? That will make some sweet cop candy soon if they don't get it fixed.

carpet cop

A.)A lazy cop who stays inside the station.

B.)A cop who does nothing but clerical work inside the station.

''Man, the sergeant is such a lazy ass! He's such a carpet cop. All he does is stay inside while we're out on the field.''

cop bud

Coping or to cop bud/tree/weed is the act of going to buy some weed.

Hey do you have $5 I'm about to cop bud

cop these fingers

its just another way of saying 'Give me a High Five'

'hey michael cop these fingers'

'stop stalking me freak'
'but u gotta cop these fingers tho'
'Darren, i will get the police involved.'
'its really not that hard michael just cop these fingers'

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