carpet cop

A.)A lazy cop who stays inside the station.

B.)A cop who does nothing but clerical work inside the station.

''Man, the sergeant is such a lazy ass! He's such a carpet cop. All he does is stay inside while we're out on the field.''

cop bud

Coping or to cop bud/tree/weed is the act of going to buy some weed.

Hey do you have $5 I'm about to cop bud

cop these fingers

its just another way of saying 'Give me a High Five'

'hey michael cop these fingers'

'stop stalking me freak'
'but u gotta cop these fingers tho'
'Darren, i will get the police involved.'
'its really not that hard michael just cop these fingers'

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cop mirror

Right side passenger mirror in vehicle that your homeboy uses to monitor for cops.

Yo dawg, check the cop mirror.. I'm doin' About 85

Majima Cop

Majima Cop is the sexiest version of Majima ( Goro Majima ) in a cop suit and goes around trying to fight Kiryu Kazuma

Kiryu: Shit it’s Majima Cop he’s gonna fucking ticket me

Majima Cop: KIIIRYU-CHAN COME HERE

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fair cop

a phrase roughly meaning "Eh, I guess it's fair."

Best used when defeated by medieval logic involving ducks.

CROWD:
A witch! A witch! A witch!
WITCH:
It's a fair cop.

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crooked cop

-a vigilante
-an awol cop
-one who takes the law into his own hands

Batman is one epic crooked cop.

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