cop these fingers

its just another way of saying 'Give me a High Five'

'hey michael cop these fingers'

'stop stalking me freak'
'but u gotta cop these fingers tho'
'Darren, i will get the police involved.'
'its really not that hard michael just cop these fingers'

Cop Blocker

Talks about how much they hate cops and spends their time posting anti-cop articles

That guy on Facebook is a keyboard warrior and full time cop blocker. He spouts how much he hates cops and how they don't police themselves but says he knows a guy who's a cop so obviously tells the truth.

cop a hooch

To make a poop.

I have to go cop a hooch.

cop mirror

Right side passenger mirror in vehicle that your homeboy uses to monitor for cops.

Yo dawg, check the cop mirror.. I'm doin' About 85

Majima Cop

Majima Cop is the sexiest version of Majima ( Goro Majima ) in a cop suit and goes around trying to fight Kiryu Kazuma

Kiryu: Shit it’s Majima Cop he’s gonna fucking ticket me

Majima Cop: KIIIRYU-CHAN COME HERE

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fair cop

a phrase roughly meaning "Eh, I guess it's fair."

Best used when defeated by medieval logic involving ducks.

CROWD:
A witch! A witch! A witch!
WITCH:
It's a fair cop.

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crooked cop

-a vigilante
-an awol cop
-one who takes the law into his own hands

Batman is one epic crooked cop.

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