Master corporal

An unpromotable corporal with a masters degree.

Lil Joe is screwed; he’s such a master corporal.

corporate speed

Term used to label the slower than desireable decision making process, or most any process for that matter, that is present in many companies and corporations.

This process is moving at corporate speed

Corporate Suicide

The forced surrendering of license to operate a business that requires said license. Since, it is not conducive to profit from such action, this should raise a red flag. There must be underlying and mitigating factors involved. Look for conspiracy. A tip-off that there is sure colluding and government corruption in the mix is when the State Supreme Court send you a letter that states, "Your grievance, even if true would not constitute ethical misconduct or incapacity."

This really puts a kink in an investigation when a person needs the death of the corporation reversed so it can testify.

Corporate Suicide is an invention of Big Brother!

George Orwell was right Enron was a Corporate Suicide, children of the world will suffer!

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Corporate Sockline

The ring-like imprint that is left on a person's lower leg as a result of wearing dress socks all day. These are frequently seen on middle aged men who go to the gym directly after work.

"Nice corporate sockline. You must be a kind of a big deal."

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corporate scum

Someone who doesn't give a shit about other people and only cares about their success/money.

They are just a bunch of corporate scums!

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corporate wife

A Woman or Man with a parter up high on the corporate ladder. They are like a Wag, or a soccer mum.they don’t work much and must be seen building there partners report in only the best designer outfits and have the ability to small talk and entertain frequently whilst looking smart and sexy at all times

John got the promotion. I’m such a corporate wife now

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corporate pedophilia

(N.) When big buisnesses in the TV/Movies/Music industry try to get their cosumers aroused to increase sales by making sexy people seem sweet and tender and making them dress up and behave like schoolgirls/boys. Often times, instead of imitation, they'll use actual children.

The Olsen Twins, Hilary Duff, and Britney Spears in schoolgirl outfits! Yeah! Alright! Sexy Corporate Pedophila at it's best! Yee-ha!

(psyche.)

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