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Ejaculating over the pubes
"...don't come in me..you can do somecrop sprayingif you want."
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The whole crop. The entire thing. Without a doubt everything in the bunch. All of it
That guy is an entire bumper crop of dick weed.
He harvested the bumper crop of girls at the club.
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A slang term used among many avid bird lovers or wildlife rehabilitation workers to define the particular defense display that is unique and limited only to barn owls. A barn owl, when cornered, will fan out it's wings and lower it's head, swinging it slowly from side to side as it hisses. This display is termed as crop dusting.
"wtf is that owl doing?"
"crop dusting, leave it alone."
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Farting while walking
Kinda what a train does
Oh my God I was crop dusting on the way to work and while walking through the building
The train was crop dusting so much steammmm
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When you fart on a victim and they unknowingly walk past others with the stinch of your bowels.
I farted on my 2 year old and he ran to his mother. And she cringed at the smell' thinking he shat him self. Hence the surrogate crop duster.
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When trapped in an office with a terrible case of the farts, one gets up and does a couple of laps around the office perimeter, slowly and quietly squeezing off a continuous ass rip so as to allude to merely stretching your legs while in reality you are letting off some sever bung hole pressure.
If that fucking Lenny walks by my desk one more time doing the Cleveland Crop Duster, I’m going to kick him in the balls!
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When a guy is analing his girlfriend and she farts either on him or on his dick and the smell is unbearable, kind of like curry or any other Malaysian/Indian food.
Guy 1: Bro last night I assfucked my girl and she farted on my dick right before I stuck it in! It smelled like fucking shit!
Guy 2: Haha! You just got Malaysian Crop Dusted.(Another form of Malaysian Crop Duster)
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