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When you are an american and a dutch person asks to cuddle you and foreplay happens instead
"Hey want to dutch cuddle"
- dutch guy
"ok"
-american
"Oh shit"
-american
When you are snuggled in a blanket so the person cuddling you is separated by the blanket acting as a “condom”
You’re sweaty let me use a cuddle condom
(v.) - When a penis, in an effort to feel cozy and warm, snuggles up inside a nearby vagina. The sensation would be like enveloping oneself inside a wet snuggie, sitting by a fire, and reading a nice book.
Note: this is NOT to be mistaken for sexual intercourse. There is no thrusting involved, and achieving orgasm is not the primary objective. This act is much like normal cuddling, but much more intimate.
Kyle was feeling really horny, but his girlfriend Sophie just wanted to cuddle. They compromised, and crotch cuddled all night long.
When you are cuddling with a girl and she places her hand on your shlong.
Dude did you confirm heda cuddle with her?
Hell ya, confirmed hand on cock.
When a guy has a few extra pounds on him, it's not fat, it's just extra cuddle muscle. because cuddling with soft things feels better.
Fat guy: "hey there pretty lady, how are you?"
lady: "fuck off fattie"
Fat guy: "its not fat girl, its cuddle muscle. You know you want in on this action."
Noun: male that is passed around by his girlfriend and/or female friends to satisfy their needs for cuddling.
Girl #1 to girl #2: Dillon will snuggle with you, he's a cuddle stud.