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When a man ejaculates into a fortune cookie, and secretly swaps that cookie with a unsuspecting dinner guest's untampered cookie, so as to implicate the chef.
"Hey what's inside this fortune cookie?... DANG WONG!!!"
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A Southern United States slang term. Used mostly as an exclamation, or as a surprised response to a suggestive comment or action.
Johnny says, "Baby, I'm starving, and right now you look like a Thanksgiving dinner with ALL the trimmings!"
Robbin replies, "Dang Skimpy! Don't forget the whipped cream!"
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An exclemation of surprise, happiness, frustration, confusion, anger, etc.
Origin: "Dang" meaning "oh, snap!"
"Shaquille" from the tradtionally black male name.
1.)Dang Shaquille! That door just had a head on collision with my face.
2.) Dick (to Martha)- "Your face is ugly!"
Jane (observer)- "Ooo, Dang Shaquille!"
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a circumcised penis; dick; cock; wang; shlong; pee-pee;
Maria (to DJ): You're dang-a-lang is very sexy!
DJ (to Maria): Thank Ya!
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A phrase coined by dumbass rednecks all over the south and made famous by Denis Leary.
Dang man! A ding dang do! I can't think of a damn intelligent thing to say on account of bein' a dumb redneck.
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Means essentially the same thing as oh dang, but it is infused with additional win and excellent. It is, by most authorities, considered far superior to its predecessor.
Fool 1: Your mother is so obese that she generates a gravitational field which modifies the orbit of satellites in deep orbit.
Fool 2: LMNO DANG!
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