When you meet a girl for a date and she’s way better looking on all her online photos than she is in real life.
It means she knows her angles, she's dangled her angles and you’ve been ANGLE DANGLED.
- How did your date go, yesterday? You seemed excited.
- The difference between her profile pictures I'd been looking over and how she is in the flesh is really big. It doesn’t seem fair.
- Aha! You’ve been angle dangled, dude.
A sick performance in hockey where one dangles multiple times in a row
Steven Stamkos went dangle train on those benders.
The large mass of fat that develops in the taint of heavily overweight people that, when at full growth potential, can be impressively larger, or sometimes mistaken for ones member. Especially while wearing a spandex one piece dancing to Beyonce.
Did you see that guys dangling mass flopping around while he danced to Beyonce?
The offspring of an indoor house plant that hangs down out of its pot or basket when watered too much
Damn, those precious dangles are bout to hit the floor.
When your arse is so hairy, your turd balls, stick to your anal vines and dangle like fruits from a tree.
Not for human consumption!
Wow, I'm rattling today, by dangle berries are colliding like a cheap office ornament.
When you party hard and cannot get an erection do to the level of alcohol you consumed while partying...but still feel proud.
"Fist pumping is for your mom, we Dangle Hard muthafuka!"
Crab dangle is when you make the stance like a crab, and walk like a crab over the girls face.. Thus made thou crab danglin
Ayy bitch lets blow this joint and go "crab dangle"?!
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