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Pussy sought (and in many cases not received) by a man wearing a Death Vader costume.
After dressing up like Darth Vader to visit sick children at the hospital, Pat went on the prowl still in his costume to a 70s karaoke bar to sing crappy Kiss songs and look for Darth Vader Pussy.
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Just like Luke skywalker had to face the facts with his dad being darth vader in star wars. The reincarnation of ishmael, aka Ish the fish, or SS Syrian Stallion, from the biblical story under Abraham comes back to tell the truth, had sex with Sarah and made Isaac. thus, as Isaac is the father of the Jews, and Ishmael is the father of the Arabs, therefore Ishmael is the father of Isaac. Abe is the grandfather.
This dude named Suleiman Sami azar calls himself the American Darth Vader, few of other names too, and Im sure people call him a few., but these are the days of truth and let every human being transition into a sweet butterfly, fly butterfly fly. actual quote from Sam azar " ISSAC- This is Ishmael, I am your Fatherrrrrrrr"
when an elevator is stuck between two floors and a passenger inside attempts to crawl out of the semi-open door; but as they do, the elevator falls and cuts them in half. they then fall in two pieces down the elevator shaft like darth maul did when a. skywalker defeated him and pushed him down that really big hole in Star wars: the phantom menace.
dude, did you hear about the lady from long beach that got cut in half by that elevator?
No way man. I havent heard of someone pulling a darth maul in a while.
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The Bank of America Tower in Seattle, Washington State. Because of its sinister Darth Vader's helmetlike appearance.
New Yorker: What is that weird building?
Seattleite: Oh, we locals call it the Darth Vader Building. It's really the Bank of America Tower.
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1) has cushings
2) wears twilight shirts
3) sounds like she would pay top dollar for 1 good breath
4) looks like she needs to take a bath
5) needs to never sit next to a Jason in class
6) likes giving blumpkins
Darth Vader is really getting on my nerves, someone needs to punch her in the face.
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The male appendage. The Penis.
Last night I was bored so I took the pink darth vader to hyperdrive.
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I hit the ceilin wit ma pink darth vader!!!
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