No deals

A polite way to decline pickles on your Big Mac.

Gimme a number 1 combo meal, supersized, diet Coke, no deals.

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What's the Deal With

"What's the Deal With" Meme.
Originating from a Gizmodo member: LetsTryThisAgain.
Original:
"what's the deal with angry birds anyway? i played it once. then i analyzed the game mechanics, deduced that the rest of the game would be throwing birds at things to knock them over and sat my phone down.

i hear there is something to do with egg bombs in later levels? sounds hilarious and repetitive.

i guess i just don't understand being addicted to a non-sandbox game"

Of course, hilarity ensues...

What's the deal with Urban Dictionary anyway? I used it once. then i analyzed the site mechanics, deduced that the rest of the site would be about urban definitions and closed the webpage.

I hear there is something to do with rainbow kissing in later pages? Sounds hilarious and repetitive.

I guess i just don't understand being addicted to a user based Internet Dictionary.

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done-deal

1) A reference to the closing of a business deal, post-fact.

2) A misnomer in reference to the closure of a business deal. Often accompanied by a handshake and a) sans written contract, or b) with contract containing too many variables. Precedes checks bouncing, "personnel realignment," budget adjustments by the committee, re-proposals.

1) It's a done deal, and it went through last month.

2) It's a done deal, and it'll go through soon.

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Here's the deal

Joe Biden's favourite phrase

Here's the deal, the fact is that everything his has said so far is simply a lie.

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dealing buddy

A friend that you take with you on one or more of your drug deals.

Duder 1: "Hey I'm dropping some trim tonight. You wanna come with?"

Duder 2: "Say what? For real? You want me to be your dealing buddy for the night?"

Duder 1: "Yea doggy, just don't say anything dumb. Oh and here, wear this fake mustache."

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Deal the cards

While a bitch cups and holds your nutsack with her left hand, she strokes your shaft with her right hand - similar in style to a poker dealer "dealing the cards" to individuals at a Texas Hold 'Em Poker table.

If you have no woman, you may also "deal the cards" to yourself while watching porn and drinking Hamm's Light.

I spent $150 on that date so expected at least a blow job, but it was a first date so she was only willing to "deal the cards".

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crack dealing

An individual who wears his pants so low that you can see his butt crack.

Dude check out that guy bending over, he's doing some major crack dealing.

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