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When you accidentally/prematurely shoot your load during sex.
Sex with Amy was great, but I had a desk pop and now she won't text me back.
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A riddle. From the Lewis Carroll classic, Alice In Wonderland. Carroll himself said "the riddle has no answer, unless it does. But it doesn't, however it might." the riddle is unsolved, except in China. They know everthing. It is often used to confuse or befuddle a friend.
Adam:"So why is a raven like a writing desk?"
Charles: O.o
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After your boss has gone for the day, you take a shit in his top desk draw, lock it and taking away the key.
Than you proceed to write him an email letting him know you are resigning and today is your last day.
John resigned today but left his boss a Desk Deuce as great appreciation for the learning experience.
Piles of stuff accumulating on your desk.
"Rachel's got desk hemorrhoid's"
The secret stash of liquor, vodka, whiskey, etc., that is stored in one's desk to pull out and drink as needed for extremely stressful days at the office.
Today has been rough so I think I'm going to have a shot of my desk liquor to relax.
n. The act of masturbation or handjob, or blowjob, titty fuck or combination thereof
I am going to dust my desk today