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Diamonds to the face

A way of saying I told you so

Harold - “Shane can you place the ice chest in the trunk

Shane - “ It doesn’t fit “

Harold - goes places the ice chest in truck. And reaches in to his pocket and pretends to pull out diamonds and tosses them in his face. While yelling “ Diamonds to the Face

by OzzyBcray July 19, 2019


Oisin Diamond

someone who choses girl over tokes and an all round simp

Are you oisin diamonding right now thas so freaky

by Simpy D February 27, 2022


Diamond Sense

Russ Diamond a local state politician from Pennsylvania has repeatedly claimed COVID 19 is a hoax and that mask use is not necessary. Although lacking formal education, he claims he is an expert on infectious disease. Russ owns one red shirt dress and a pair of crusty black jeans. Local organizations have tried to start fundraisers to buy Russ a new pair of jeans.

James will not wear a mask in the store. He is clearly suffering from a case of Diamond Sense.

by Carl Leiss November 15, 2020


BLUE DIAMOND

A deep depression that occurs as a result of realising that any wealth or success you have ever, or will ever achieved is a result of the efforts of your father.

Those guys are really showing off about their business success, but in reality they inherited a Blue Diamond from their dad.

by Suck a Fkwit August 29, 2022


diamond man

the most unfunny but best artist in discord

diamond man: please help i am being forced into hell by cbh
discord user: LOL SO FUNNY11

by diamond man lover February 17, 2022


Bat Diamond

The pure & unbridled essence of masculinity and ass-kickery. The ultimate symbol of the man libido and hossness.

Bat Diamond is the ultimate hoss.

by paranoidata February 17, 2010


Diamond Wank

A prolonged wanking experience in which legs are placed into a diamond position. Invented by Diamond Dave

I’m off for a diamond wank

by Rourkenator November 12, 2021