splitting the dice

male version of camel toe

Man, his scrubs were pulled up so high he was splitting the dice

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Shaking the dice

Whacking off. In reference to how shaking dice looks like you're whacking off a ghost dick. And when you release the dice it's like ejaculation

Ah man, I was shaking the dice to some of that good shit, know what I mean

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roll the dice

what people put on their low rider trucks. another examples: jokerz, low ridin', eightball, easy rider

low riders are so gay.

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diced pinapple

a cut up penis

dude i was so drunk last night i put my dick in a fan and it gave me a diced pinapple

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dice-k

#2, poop, pinching a loaf, etc...

When you eat a huge meal and have to excuse yourself from the table, announce to others that you "have to drop dice-k" meaning that you will be dropping a wonderful poop.

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Rollin Dice

Another term for masturbation as the motions used to roll dice are quite similar to the five knuckle shuffle.

What did you do last night?
Not much, chilled out and ended my night rollin dice, slept like a baby.

The wife is beating on the bathroom door and the husband replies, DO YOU MIND, I'M ROLLIN DICE IN HERE !

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Laughing Sam's Dice

LSD. Comes from a really wild song by Jimi Hendrix, "The Stars That Play With Laughing Sam's Dice." AKA "STP With LSD." Sounds REALLY good with Laughing Sam, himself.

Don't open that door!
Don't open that door!
Don't open that door!
That's the way it goes...