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The homosexual hobbit. Short and ill-tempered, Dildo Faggins is a true asshole. A Dildo Faggins also has several homosexual tendencies, and can't handle his weed.
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Green dildo the size of a redwood tree. Used by famous celebs such as Miley Cyrus and Tom Cruise.
That's going to hurt someone, that's a Shrek Dildo if I've ever seen one.
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A dildo made of flesh and blood, attached to a person of the male sex.
Mary's vibrator wasn't doing the job, so after dinner, I let her use my organic dildo.
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If your feeling horny and wanna get somewhere nice and quick then get yourself a dildo swegway. The dildo swegway is fit with a 18 inch dildo that acts like a joystick. It's just like the 'hoverboard' but you control its movements by leaning and grinding.
Bf: Hey babe I'm gonna have to skip the sex we planned
GF : All good i needed to get milk from the shop anyway, plus I'm horny so i get to use my new dildo swegway!
A writing instrument used to draft, write, and/or sign a contract or promissory note that fucks you out of everything you own and/or owed, plus 9.9%
They must have handed me a dildo pen when I signed the contract because after I signed it I don't have shit.
the ancient coveted dildo made of solid gold rumored to be from Cabildo. Discovered in history by Moses, he lead the jews out with his magical dildo. It is believed it lights the way at night. Since then it has been in the possession of Caesar, Alexander the Great, NPH. Its whereabouts are now unknown but a young man named Clayton Acy is on a journey around the world to find it.
Acy "Golden Dildo"
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When your mad high and your leg starts to shake uncontrollably like a dildo
look at him... in the corner shaking with the dildo leg
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