another word for Penis
"Oh my you have a huge Winky Dink"
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Dink dirt is the accumulation of various bodily fluids (yours or someone else's) that build up in the crease around the head of a mans penis or under the foreskin if he doesn't clean properly after sexual contact.
Mike: "Fuck man, I went down on Watson last night, and he had some serious dink dirt going on!"
Jeff: "Dude, that is fucking disgusting.... Watson always struck me as having pretty good personal hygeine."
Mike: "Well he doesn't! I have never smelled anything so horrid in my whole life! I can't keep seeing him anymore, I'm just so grossed out."
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A very small penis. Named after how Chinese (Asian) men have mediocre units.
I asked John if he had a chink dink and he said yes! What a loser!
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The sound effect made when an object collides with itβs surroundings.
Student: Dude did you see the fight after school? Homeboy got dropped!
Student 2: Yeah bro! His head went βDink-Dunk!β on the concrete!
To slap someone with your dink.
Get away you fucker, or I'll give you a dink slap.
When anybody doesn't want to participate with the rest of the group or jams out of an obligation at the last minute
Scott: Hey Andrea do you want to go for drinks after work?
Andrea: No I am tired
Scott: Don't be such a dink baby!
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to play tag by tagging the players with your penis, thus making them "it" and forcing them to tag another player with their penis.
"wow, that was an intense game of dink tag , but boy does my penis sure hurt!"
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