candy dish

An adjective used to describe something stupid or retarded.
(Background is whenever a retard makes a ceramic piece the peice is so misshapen and crappy that it's always a candy dish)

I already know this stuff, this test is candy dish.

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petri dish

A very useful peice of scientific equipment but also an EPIC way to bamboozle friends and even enemys.
To call someone a petri dish is like calling sombody a douche bad or an idiot.

ben:" hey joey, go home!" joey:"SHUT UP YOU PETRI DISH."

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Dish Windish

A very salty man who has a very tiny penis. Salting since April 7, 2006

"What're you, gay? Quit acting like Dish Windish."

Note to editor- NOT REAL NAME of said individual

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main dish

not a side dish, of the most importance

J: I'm just his side dish!
M: J you are my main dish!

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Dish the shit

Similar to shooting the shit, but in relatively larger proportions.

Hey man I guess we're brothers by law now, we should dish the shit.

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hot dish

An affirmative response to a comment made by someone. Coined by Team Facelift's "The Fat Jew"

Guy: Yo man I was with some smokin' ladies last night!
Fat Jew: Hot dish man.

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dish the rock

A common phrase use to make an urgency to leave the scene or situation. Often used in exclamation and with addative such as "hard" or with added exclamation points. Can be shortened to a gerund "dishing."

Jackson: Predator missile coming in. Daniel: Dish the rock!!!

Here comes some seagulls. I am dishing hard.

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