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to eat out a vagina on its period for the main course then proceed to anus for a doo doo dessert.
dude I was such a red diver ass muncher last night. I went deep sea diving in her red sea and drank it like red wine then ate the brownie out her ass.
A clam snapping muff diver is a term for super lesbians. Lesbians with side-burns, a flat top, ford truck driven super dyke.
That girl in the flannel shirt is a clam snapping muff diver.
bus driver's nickname for people, mainly old or hard-of-walking, who have to get off the bus backwards, hence like a deep-sea diver would get off a boat.
now becoming a rare site due to the widespread use of low-floor, easy access buses. but can still be witnessed on the odd bus route operated with step-entrance buses, or coaches. national express seem to get a lot of this particular type of passenger.
generally these people will be the first to get up, and will be waiting by the door as the bus arrives at their stop. they will then proceed to turn around and move extremely slowly, whilst other exasperated passengers stand patiently waiting, wondering why he/she couldn't have just waited for everyone else to get off first.
"sorry I'm late, i had one of them bastard deep-sea divers holding me up, taking her time to get off"
"we've had a complaint. you apparently didnt stop to pick up Mrs. xxxxx this morning"
"thats because she's a deep-sea diver, and i was running late"
a big fat lesbian.
usually short and buff with short hair and likes to dress either "vintage" or like a man.
wow, that guy/girl looks like she would be a carpet munching muff diver.
i.e. Ellen. Katy Perry. Miley Cyrus.
A person who deep sea dives in koi ponds. The person does this to find koi and collect their belongings.
Michaela is a koi deep sea diver and collects koi fish.
A girl who gives oral pleasure to another girl, part time. The rest of the time she is having her own muff dived.
Hannah is a part time muff diver, the rest of the time her muff is been dove in to.
One who has a tendency to get drunk of a small amount of alcohol...mainly four lokos. Then once full blown unexplainably drunk--spills, falls, and does ridiculous activities with little or no use of their body. All eventually leading them to fall to the floor covered in alcohol, food, trash or whatever else is in there way. These floor divers also enjoy talking shit to whoever they can at the party or on the street.
Joe we knew you shouldn't have drank those four lokos. You've been an expert Floor Diver all night.