dodge trucks

The most bad ass motherfuckjng thing you will ever own they will pass everything even your shut box ford but they won’t pass a gas station..

Bro have you seen the new dodge trucks!! They are bad ass

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Dodge Ram

The act of sitting down on the toilet, placing your hand 8 inches below your turd-cutter, and shitting in you hand. Then proceeding to Ram it right back up into your asshole.

Jacob-“Bro I just had the steamiest dump and did the Dodge Ram”

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Dodged The Shoe

An archaic literary device referring to a scenario where an unpopular antagonist narrowly averts some kind of humiliating or catastrophic event to the great disappointment of the reader/audience.

Most recently this phrase has been used in a strikingly specific connection to the December 14 "shoegate" incident where an Iraqi reporter threw his shoes at George W bush shouting "here is your goodbye kiss dawg," but unfortunately missing on both attempts to the disappointment of billions of spectators worldwide.

Dave: "Did you hear Dick got Hottits Tammy fired for screwing up the cover sheets on his TPS reports."

Bob: "He's such a jackass. I can't believe he dodged the shoe on that one."

Dave: "And now there's no more Hottits. George Bush is a fag."

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Dodge Ram

Line of pick-up trucks, notorious for being cheaply made, and uglier than a red-headed 60yr old prostitute.

Also available with the 5.7 HEMI motor, although most dodge owners, driving a lifted half-ton, with marker lights and stickers all over the back window, have no idea what HEMI means.

Douchebag -"Dude, my lifted Dodge Ram HEMI is soooo sick, it's F-ckin' strong bra"

Average Pick up driver - "My Silverado can actually carry shit in the back.... and the only 'bra' around here is the cum-stained one your girlfriend left in my glovebox"

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dodge Neon

The Neon, depending on what year, can be very efficient and reliable. Highway miles ranging form the mid thirties and up to low forties have been recorded. Homely in its appearance, the car is well worth it in the long run.

I can't believe my 1999 Dodge Neon got 41 Highway miles!

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Dodge Tab

Dodge Tab: a tab in a tab enabled browser used to quickly divert someone's attention from what one is actually looking at.

Sean: "Eric, are you looking at porn on a school computer?"

Eric: "Hells yhea!"
Sean: "Oh crap here comes the teacher!"
Eric: "oh shi!, DODGE TAB!"
*teacher walks by noticing nothing*
Eric: "Thank God for tabbed browsing and the dodge tab"

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Dodge-pod

A name for a cheap imitation of an iPod. A dodgy iPod. An mp3 player

"Oh look at my new MP3 player!"
"yeah its a dodge-pod"

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