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Obama hatin land. And where all your neighbors are crack head hillbillies.
I'm from dodge county.
Oh isn't that the place where everyone does drugs and hate obama?
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The act of sitting down on the toilet, placing your hand 8 inches below your turd-cutter, and shitting in you hand. Then proceeding to Ram it right back up into your asshole.
Jacob-“Bro I just had the steamiest dump and did the Dodge Ram”
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An archaic literary device referring to a scenario where an unpopular antagonist narrowly averts some kind of humiliating or catastrophic event to the great disappointment of the reader/audience.
Most recently this phrase has been used in a strikingly specific connection to the December 14 "shoegate" incident where an Iraqi reporter threw his shoes at George W bush shouting "here is your goodbye kiss dawg," but unfortunately missing on both attempts to the disappointment of billions of spectators worldwide.
Dave: "Did you hear Dick got Hottits Tammy fired for screwing up the cover sheets on his TPS reports."
Bob: "He's such a jackass. I can't believe he dodged the shoe on that one."
Dave: "And now there's no more Hottits. George Bush is a fag."
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Line of pick-up trucks, notorious for being cheaply made, and uglier than a red-headed 60yr old prostitute.
Also available with the 5.7 HEMI motor, although most dodge owners, driving a lifted half-ton, with marker lights and stickers all over the back window, have no idea what HEMI means.
Douchebag -"Dude, my lifted Dodge Ram HEMI is soooo sick, it's F-ckin' strong bra"
Average Pick up driver - "My Silverado can actually carry shit in the back.... and the only 'bra' around here is the cum-stained one your girlfriend left in my glovebox"
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The Neon, depending on what year, can be very efficient and reliable. Highway miles ranging form the mid thirties and up to low forties have been recorded. Homely in its appearance, the car is well worth it in the long run.
I can't believe my 1999 Dodge Neon got 41 Highway miles!
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A name for a cheap imitation of an iPod. A dodgy iPod. An mp3 player
"Oh look at my new MP3 player!"
"yeah its a dodge-pod"
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1) Avoiding the person you are semi-embarrassed for having been involved with, as in a one night stand.
2) Avoiding the spouse or significant other.
1) "Man, I just managed to dodge the dog. Lucky you were here to talk to so I didn't have to acknowledge that dude I hooked up with last week."
2) Joe: You having dinner at home with the wife, aren't you?
Jim: Nah I'm dodging the dog tonight and was gonna come play poker with you and the guys.
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